Dan
An inventor who likes computers, Bitcoin, AI and coding; builder of the telephone-box teleporter.
Visual identity
Dark hair, a black quilted jacket over a pale shirt, black trousers and black footwear.
DAN.jpegStory & connections
Karl and Jeanine are married. Their children are Dan, Joel and Harry.
Creator clarification · 12 September 2026Karl and Jeanine are married. Their children are Dan, Joel and Harry.
Creator clarification · 12 September 2026Karl and Jeanine are married. Their children are Dan, Joel and Harry.
Creator clarification · 12 September 2026Karl and Jeanine are married. Their children are Dan, Joel and Harry.
Creator clarification · 12 September 2026Dan’s car is a worn-out pink 2009 Vauxhall Insignia. Kellian gifted it to him for building the teleporter out of an old red phone box.
Creator clarification · 12 September 2026The creator identifies Jeanine’s house as the shared home of Dan, Joel, Harry and Karl.
Project brief, 12 September 2026Chloe calls Dan their cousin and credits Kellian with getting him interested in teleporters.
Day 10 ↗ · Day 10 comic · page 9 ↗Dan enters the red telephone-box teleporter and arrives aboard the spaceship.
Day 8 ↗ · Day 8 comic · page 4 ↗Dan enters the telephone-box contraption while Joel operates equipment outside. The display changes to TELEPORTATION COMPLETE; Dan appears in the spaceship bedroom and encounters the cow by the controls.
Day 8 · 1:29 ↗ · Complete episode · sampled visual reviewDan drains the aquarium into a bucket, pours cans into it, blends burgers and pours the mixture into the tank. He holds a hairdryer over the solution. These are fictional actions, not a real recipe.
Day 14 · 2:25 ↗ · Complete episode · sampled visual reviewThe trio jump into the brown solution and swim through it, then grow larger and emerge beside Dan. Steam rises from the tank. They walk away at their restored size.
Day 14 · 6:27 ↗ · Complete episode · sampled visual reviewKarl and Jeanine are married. Their children are Dan, Joel and Harry.
Creator clarification · 12 September 2026Dan’s car is a worn-out pink 2009 Vauxhall Insignia. Kellian gifted it to him for building the teleporter out of an old red phone box.
Creator clarification · 12 September 2026Dan likes computers, Bitcoin, AI, coding and inventing.
Creator clarification · 12 September 2026Dan frequently says "bro" when talking and acts like a chav. Preserve this recurring speech habit and manner in future dialogue and performances.
Creator clarification · 13 September 2026Voice & dialogue
Voice and dialogue notes identify their sources, including creator confirmations and comic adaptations. Accents and exact recorded performance remain unverified; use the original excerpts.
Dialogue example: “It says it’s ready, bro.” The repeated informal address “bro” is present in the comic’s teleporter sequence. The original scene excerpt below preserves the actual delivery.
Day 8 ↗ · Day 8 comic · page 4 ↗Dan frequently says "bro" when talking and acts like a chav. Preserve this recurring speech habit and manner in future dialogue and performances.
Creator clarification · 13 September 2026From the episodes

Dan’s early computer-room appearance.

Dan’s telephone-box teleporter and equipment.

Dan inside the red telephone-box teleporter.

Dan receives the call for help.

Dan pours the improvised growing mixture.

The tank on the pink saloon roof.

The trio emerge from the growing tank.
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Episode history
Day 04 · A call from across the stars
Chloe video-calls Dan from the dining table. Dan sits at several computer displays in a cluttered room.
Day 4 · 5:49 ↗ · Complete episode · sampled visual reviewDay 06 · Grandad meets Kellian
Kellian goes to a red-brick house with a yellow van outside. Dan leaves his multi-monitor computer room and speaks with Kellian on the pavement.
Day 6 · 2:15 ↗ · Complete episode · sampled visual reviewKellian gestures across the road; a worn pink saloon appears in a sparkling effect.
Day 6 · 3:39 ↗ · Complete episode · sampled visual reviewDan makes a phone call, drives the pink saloon to a red telephone box, and drives away carrying the box upright above the car.
Day 6 · 5:23 ↗ · Complete episode · sampled visual reviewGrandma and the children see Dan pass with the telephone box. They return home and gather with Grandad in the living room.
Day 6 · 6:33 ↗ · Complete episode · sampled visual reviewDay 07 · X marks the spot
Kellian appears beside Dan and the red telephone-box contraption. Cables, electronics and a screen reading TELEPORTATION READY surround it.
Day 7 · 5:35 ↗ · Complete episode · sampled visual reviewKellian continues talking beside Dan and the telephone-box machinery.
Day 7 · 6:57 ↗ · Complete episode · sampled visual reviewDay 08 · Home is where Grandma is
Dan enters the telephone-box contraption while Joel operates equipment outside. The display changes to TELEPORTATION COMPLETE; Dan appears in the spaceship bedroom and encounters the cow by the controls.
Day 8 · 1:29 ↗ · Complete episode · sampled visual reviewDan rides the cow through the spaceship’s industrial interior. It reaches Kaylian and Kevlian and knocks Kevlian over.
Day 8 · 5:49 ↗ · Complete episode · sampled visual reviewDay 09 · A very noisy day
Dan is with the cow, Kaylian and Kevlian in the spaceship, then approaches its controls.
Day 9 · 2:39 ↗ · Complete episode · sampled visual reviewDan appears at the spaceship steering wheel. The ship then descends into a river; water enters the cockpit. Kaylian and Kevlian end up in the water with a floating armchair.
Day 9 · 3:47 ↗ · Complete episode · sampled visual reviewCurtis stops outside the Glasshouse pub, does press-ups beside the BMW and meets Dan. The pair head inside.
Day 9 · 5:39 ↗ · Complete episode · sampled visual reviewDay 11 · Together again
A twin-rotor helicopter passes the riverside camp and lifts the crashed spaceship from the river. Curtis phones Dan from beside his tent and BMW; Dan answers from his computer room.
Day 11 · 7:01 ↗ · Complete episode · sampled visual reviewDay 13 · The tiny garden adventure
Still tiny in the dark garden, Kellian phones Dan. Dan answers in his computer room. The episode ends with the size problem unresolved on screen.
Day 13 · 9:23 ↗ · Complete episode · sampled visual reviewDay 14 · Small heroes, big trouble
Dan consults his phone at the desk in his computer room and leaves his chair.
Day 14 · 1:23 ↗ · Complete episode · sampled visual reviewHarry, still in full metal armour, is in a room crowded with monitors, an aquarium, burgers and drinks. Dan enters and speaks with him.
Day 14 · 1:47 ↗ · Complete episode · sampled visual reviewDan drains the aquarium into a bucket, pours cans into it, blends burgers and pours the mixture into the tank. He holds a hairdryer over the solution. These are fictional actions, not a real recipe.
Day 14 · 2:25 ↗ · Complete episode · sampled visual reviewDan carries the tank outside, places it on the roof of the pink saloon and drives away through the dark streets.
Day 14 · 3:41 ↗ · Complete episode · sampled visual reviewCurtis continues exercising while carrying the elderly woman on his back. Dan’s pink car passes them.
Day 14 · 4:27 ↗ · Complete episode · sampled visual reviewDan arrives outside the houses and phones Kellian. The tiny trio stand near the oversized sink inside the dollhouse.
Day 14 · 4:49 ↗ · Complete episode · sampled visual reviewDan carries the tank to the garden dollhouse. The trio cross its cluttered interior and climb the stairs to the balcony; the tank is positioned outside below them.
Day 14 · 5:41 ↗ · Complete episode · sampled visual reviewThe trio jump into the brown solution and swim through it, then grow larger and emerge beside Dan. Steam rises from the tank. They walk away at their restored size.
Day 14 · 6:27 ↗ · Complete episode · sampled visual review